How Big'A Boy Are Ya? Volume 6

How Big'A Boy Are Ya? Volume 6 by Roy D. Mercer

Five years and six albums down the road, Roy D. Mercer is still threatenin' to whup some ass. He's up to his old tricks on Volume 6: callin' people up and tellin' 'em they've wronged him in some outrageous way. Of course, he's gonna need a couple of hundred bucks if they want their rear-ends spared. "Bowlin' Ball Fungus" is one of his best pranks yet. Roy D. tells a bowling-alley owner that Mercer's son has contracted a fungus from a bowling ball and now the poor kid can't work. It's quite a standoff between these two. On "Bus Driver," Mercer blames a bus driver from Lebanon with messin' up Mrs. Mercer's Beanie Babies. The driver asks Roy if he's ever been to Beirut. He says, no, but he's whupped some ass in Lebanon, Missouri. This funny CD closes with a musical track by veteran Southern rocker Charlie Daniels. --Fred Cisterna